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minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7か月前Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7か月前I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-27か月前Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7か月前Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7か月前Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7か月前It is nice to feel wanted. Okay, I’m in.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7か月前I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7か月前Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7か月前Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
minus-squareAltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7か月前no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
You gotta fuck a tree.
Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
It is nice to feel wanted.
Okay, I’m in.
Good luck, lube up!
I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience