put all of your election posting here so it doesn’t bother anyone else!

from @CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net:

For Agitprop purposes, I’m asking comrades to help aggregate any and all effortpost responses, critiques, or general thoughts that you have seen or written pertaining to yesterday’s U.S. election that you think have standalone value for discussion either online or IRL.

I made a post for that purpose here, and ideally it can be used not only for general discussion, but as a reference for well thought out responses in discussions about the election to save all of us some brainpower.

No shitposts please, as we’d like to highlight some comrades’ actual effort in constructing responses or analysis, but humor is 100% welcome to help make your point!

  • Hexboare [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    23 days ago

    Israel nukes a location with Trump, Biden, Harris and Vance.

    Cheney activates the continuity procedures developed twenty years ago and finally assumes the presidency.

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      23 days ago

      Oh it said Cheney on the paper, but it didn’t specify which Cheney
      Liz Cheney suplexes her dad thru a collapsible table. The commentators go crazy

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          23 days ago

          Jesse Ventura for pres!

          (I know Trump is in the hall of fame, but he doesn’t count. I’ve never seen him even do a simple atomic legdrop, let alone a tombstone or even just suplex a leprechaun. Can you really call yourself a wrestler if you haven’t done that?)