• zephorah@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    This is not encouragement, it’s all meant as a joke, then and now.

    I worked with two ladies who were heavy into true crime. Consumption of true crime is, apparently, at hobby level proportions among white women. They’re joking they know now, whether they want to or not, how to dispose of a body after all their true crime consumption. The lead doctor emerges and asks, jokingly, how? In unison, they reply: pigs.

    Had a similar conversation recently with a buddy and his new girlfriend. He was astounded at how into true crime she was and wondered aloud if he needed to worry about corpse disposal from her. I’m not into true crime, but knew enough to participate. Poking fun, I looked at her and said: pigs. Without skipping a beat she said: you’d have to pull the teeth first.

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      1 month ago

      you’d have to pull the teeth first.

      You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do ya?