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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little

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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the nominee to oversee the Department of Health and Human Services, vowed Monday to ban all soaps that smell so good you eat a little. “Big soap companies have been poisoning and deceiving American consumers […]
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