no way he thinks that every alligator is 150,000,000 yrs old 😭😭😭
Art.
Once again reminded of the biohacker tech guy who took ketamine and drowned in a sensory deprivation tank
Talk about depriving yourself of sensations.
Which is sad cause I was really intresting in his experiment he hadn’t published the results of yet.
Oh, it delivered some pretty clear results.
The myostatin one? I hadn’t heard the results there
did he not have a spotter?
is that the weird super-rich hollow man who does blood transfusions with his son
yes, yes it is
Also Long Covid fucked his lungs up.
super-rich hollow man
redundant
At this point, the guy is in what amounts to a very weird and public self harm routine that he gets paid for. None of his treatments will produce any data of scientific value when he runs them all at once without doing any sort of controls. And if one of his treatments manages to miraculously increase his lifespan, he’ll never even know because it’ll almost certainly be cancelled out by all the other pseudo scientific shit he’s doing to himself.
He’s mostly looking at research and taking whatever works along with experimenting with new stuff
Bring back “day 56 of willing myself into a lizard” posting
bring back gexposting
Serial cold-plungers being the patient-zero of the zombie pandemic is definitely within the possibilities of this wacky world.
I’m not a doctor but that seems like a bad thing
100,000’s of years of evolution to maximize the efficiency of the enzymes etc. in the human body:
This guy is gonna do all this work, making his life bereft of meaning or experiences in exchange for longevity, so that he can maybe make it to 110 or something and die
And that’s assuming he actually does LENGTHEN his life with all this nonsense, and that he doesn’t end up making himself super vulnerable to something and die much earlier
The only thing that has any backing that extends life is staying moderately fit and active. Having a reason to get up in the morning and move your body is basically the entirety of the secret.
Of course in a grand irony for this dude, giving blood is basically the best and only way to lower your body’s microplastic and heavy metal accumulation, which might possibly have an effect on your health in old age. Taking blood doesn’t do shit.
Yeah but this guy probably wouldnt even know how to give a compliment. Giving is not in his nature. Hes a literal parasite, a leech. Taking blood is the best he can do.
I think he’s going to die in a car crash or something
That’s just hypothermia
I had kids because I wanted somebody to take out the garbage when I’m too tired after work.
You had kids because you wanted a Blood Boy.
Who?
Think its that rich guy who spends all his time trying to min max his health to live longer. He also gets blood transfusions from his son
Vampirism irl.
The Blood Boy harvester
Litterally cold blooded lizard people.
But why?
He’s obsessed with living forever and does stuff like taking blood plasma from his son and other really weird shit. He’s not ok in the brain
And he thinks the permanent hypothermia will improve his life expectance? I’m absolutely not a medical professional, but that doesn’t sound right…
His stuff is based in pseudoscience so its just made up shit for vibes. If I’m gonna operate in his headspace it would be something like cold means lower metabolism which means like some kind of pseudo cryostasis which means live longer
People keep talking about alligators like Greenland sharks don’t live for centuries
They also barely move which is my plan as welll
