Love having all my party members twiddling their thumbs defending and healing while one guy fails his steal rolls 10 times in a row

I extra love it if the steal move deals damage so you have to also worry about the target dying from too many failed attempts

I double extra love it when it’s a boss battle when on top of everything else the story momentum just grinds to a halt while you fuck with a stupid RNG for 5 minutes

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I know I say this like every time it’s brought up, but I will reiterate yet again: FF13 is the ideal JRPG to play while drunk. The out-of-combat mechanics are “Hallway Simulator 2009.” The in-combat mechanics are “mash these three buttons in this sequence, unless it’s this slightly more annoying type of encounter, then use this other sequence instead.” The rest of it is forgettable cutscenes where Snow yells a lot over his shitty nu-metal leitmotif, and the story is so incoherent that it wouldn’t matter if you were sober anyway. Some people drink to forget; if you’re playing FF13, you drink to not remember in the first place, and it’s a better experience for it.