Skweezy Jibbs, is that you?
Torturing animals for fun isn’t a sport, it’s just a symptom of psychopathy.
He said he’s a harbinger of death, not of catch and release. That’s not torture, that’s eating.
Humans are animals
yeah, torturing humans is bad too
Searing hot take ⬆️
And yet many humans and animals have done such a thing since the beginning.
If you listen faintly, you can hear perhaps the world’s smallest violin playing adagio for fish
Watch out, Early Cuyler might steal that there hat right off your head.
Someone wrote a song with these lyrics, very powerful
The sea is his friend I assume? At first I thought it was the worm, but I’m certain the worm wouldn’t reciprocate any feelings of friendship with this guy.
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I see you’ve never been fly fishing
You mean the same thing except you wave the stick and line in the air a bunch too?
Wow I can’t believe you’re bashing this guy’s very genuine and sincere (and definitely not a joke) hat.
It’s way too long-winded and pompously worded to be a good joke, though. A waste of time with little to no payoff.
Congratulations, you’ve identified half of what actually makes it a joke in the first place. Keep going, you’re almost there!
Yeah yeah, it’s a lot of tedium with no payoff at the end 🥱
You should probably delete the rest of these comments too while you’re at it.
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