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PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 year ago

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

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PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 year ago
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
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Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
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    Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

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      They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

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        Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

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        Sounds like an interesting bump stock

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          Hump stock

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        You mean like the one from Eurotrip?

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      Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

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        That’s why we will always need human artists

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          You rang?

          A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

          Edit: … I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

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            This is beautiful

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              thank you, i try.

          • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM
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            The instance doesn’t allow NSFW content, so I don’t think you get the option.

            Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I’m allowing it.

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              I hadn’t even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

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            Magnificent

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      We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

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        Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

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