PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 年前Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square235fedilinkarrow-up1604cross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1604external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 年前message-square235fedilinkcross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareLetstakealook@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 年前I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 年前“Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!” Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.
minus-squareCileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前They need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.
I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…
“Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!”
Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.
They need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.