take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to doomer@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 hours agoGrocery prices set to rise as soil becomes "unproductive"www.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up189file-textcross-posted to: world@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmit.online
arrow-up189external-linkGrocery prices set to rise as soil becomes "unproductive"www.newsweek.comtake_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to doomer@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square35fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: world@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmit.online
minus-squarekleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·8 hours agook but can his farm grow 10 million tomatoes that taste like plastic?
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·8 hours agoNo, it can grow a few hundred tomatoes that taste fucking delicious instead!
minus-squareCarmineCatboy2 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 hours agoi hereby charge this man with terrorism
ok but can his farm grow 10 million tomatoes that taste like plastic?
No, it can grow a few hundred tomatoes that taste fucking delicious instead!
i hereby charge this man with terrorism