take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to doomer@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agoGrocery prices set to rise as soil becomes "unproductive"www.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1114file-textcross-posted to: collapse@slrpnk.netaboringdystopia@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worldworld@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmit.online
arrow-up1114external-linkGrocery prices set to rise as soil becomes "unproductive"www.newsweek.comtake_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to doomer@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square35fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: collapse@slrpnk.netaboringdystopia@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worldworld@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmit.online
minus-squarekleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·10 months agook but can his farm grow 10 million tomatoes that taste like plastic?
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·10 months agoNo, it can grow a few hundred tomatoes that taste fucking delicious instead!
minus-squareCarmineCatboy2 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·10 months agoi hereby charge this man with terrorism
ok but can his farm grow 10 million tomatoes that taste like plastic?
No, it can grow a few hundred tomatoes that taste fucking delicious instead!
i hereby charge this man with terrorism