This is, no joke, going to help my waistline.

None of you quoted the best part, I had to open the article like some kind of barbarian

Others hoped to find a way to prevent the Choco Taco from vanishing, including Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian.

:so-true:

they still made choco tacos?

A U.S. senator suggested that the government should force manufacturers to make it.

NATIONALIZE CHOCO TACO

First major casualty in the Treat Wars

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