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      Your nose, ears, and, if you’re a man, your ballsack all continue growing throughout your life. He’s so old he has to put them over his leg when he shits so they don’t go in the water. Or maybe, since he’s a king, he just shits on his balls and has his groom of the stool clean them up.

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          I apologize. My attempts at humor are not for everyone. I hope you have a great weekend!

          Here’s a nice thing- scientists exploring a remote part of northern Argentina discovered 27 new species. One of them is a dwarf squirrel that is only 5.5 inches long!