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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle

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“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago
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It’s the holidays, which means it’s time to go home an delicately navigate social interaction with the right-wing bigots you have nothing in common with…
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    The highlight of the article is:

    “Italian Rainbow Cookies = Luigi’s Cookies

    Because in this house? Luigi is a hero. And, as respectfully as possible, a sex symbol. By “house” I mean whatever building I’m physically in when I see Italian Rainbow Cookies.”

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      Idk, “Rudolph = ‘The Twink’” got me pretty good

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        That was really good

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        I’m a pretty big fan of gay as well

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