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Hubi@feddit.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

‘Flying Aliens’ Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners With Jetpacks, Cops Say

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‘Flying Aliens’ Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners With Jetpacks, Cops Say

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Hubi@feddit.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Authorities announced their theory after visiting the isolated Indigenous community where the attacks took place.
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    Go to Peru and meet the cartels. They have advanced technology they use to steal gold and set up illegal dredging operations. And they’ve dressed like lizards in bright green and gold armor. And the jetpacks just glow red and fit underneath the feet. It’s all very efficient and nothing to do with aliens.

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      Go to Peru and meet the cartels.

      I think I’ll pass, thanks.

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      In Peru, cartels are just DMT entities…

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        More like cocaine entities.

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          cocaine entities

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            That’s a cocaine elemental!

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