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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

‘Ah, Pissing, I Love To Piss,’ Says Ron DeSantis Attempting To Strike Up Conversation With Voter

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‘Ah, Pissing, I Love To Piss,’ Says Ron DeSantis Attempting To Strike Up Conversation With Voter

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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DES MOINES, IA— Hoping to initiate a casual chat with an average citizen during his campaign stop at the Iowa State Fair, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) reportedly said, “Ah, pissing, I love to piss,” this week when attempting to strike up a conversation with a voter. “Boy, do I just adore pissing. What a great way to…
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    So, um, what’s the shelf for? (Is it for when you’re so well hydrated, your pisses become so long and boring you need an elbow rest?)

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      To put your glass of beer (cause of piss) on.

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        Huh. The decadence of the New World.

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        If the shelf has a slope, then the pub has (or had) a problem with cokey punters

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