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minus-squareJoeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
minus-squareShou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
minus-squareudon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
minus-squaredandylion@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前Where I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.
A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
Where I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
Wtf
You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.