Security guards have made the list of fastest-growing jobs for the first time in the wake of the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
So he’s creating jobs now too?
I’m starting to think he’d make a great President.
They’re scared, but they’re building a defense to continue as usual.
Yeah one guy could easily take out two people, I recommend every CEO and CFO surround themselves with 6 minimum wage workers with guns.
Good thing it’s totally impossible for any subsequent Adjusters to get a job as a security guard and inside job that shit. That’d be a really big security hole, wouldn’t it? 😉
I can imagine a movie like
- form security company
- become successful , hired for many rich people
- everyone thinks you sold out
- execute a bunch of rich assholes all at once in a coordinated manner
That’s basically the plot of Revenge of the Sith.
One can dream right?
Good time to be a Pinkerton I guess
I wonder how good health insurance through work is if you work in security…
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