• ArtieShaw@fedia.io
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    18 hours ago

    Nah. Conventional wisdom says he can either

    1. the the priest all about it and do some chants
    2. find himself a baptizer and spend the rest of his time Jesusing real hard.

    Johnny’s options will depend on his local wise man, but I suspect either way he’ll also be strongly encouraged to buy some merch.