This breaks https://cuberule.com/
I never not scroll to the bottom of this one. But honestly the singular best part of the entire site is the build-up towards a grand unification theory of carb-based foods…
The promise to “identify any food purely by the location of structural starch”…
The excitement at scrolling to see the first scientifically-accurate examples of toast…
And being greeted with this utter madness…
It’s a delight, for sure.
Just wish I’d seen it sooner
This will only result in humans developing a split lower jaw, like some kind of monster from resident evil or some form of alien life. Oh god, the humanity!
Ptsch, that’s just a more complicated to way to eat 1.5 sandwiches
Wouldn’t an open face sandwich be the logical “first step”?
thats how the russians typically made sandwiches.
We’re also ones who possess the key to the sacred art of truly savoring a sandwich.
The secret is vodka and pickles right?
No, it’s from this old cartoon
When you eat sandwich the usual way - you mainly taste the bread. When eating russian sandwich (without top) upside down - you place meat, salami, sausage, cheese, etc. directly on your taste buds.
It is silly, but it does feel tastier.
I’m gonna try this.
How many sandwiches are in a salad?
I’d like to make the point that following the guidelines outlined by cuberule, a stack containing a bread-like substance in between automatically becomes a cake instead.
Humanity has been enlightened by Flex Mex for at least ten years meow: https://youtu.be/GTwrVAbV56o
Gimme a Tesseract Taco.
The Taccoract
Fucking genius.
I want a hypercube ham and cheese
That sandwich is lacking in ingredients
Triangle vajaja
This is a Defqon.1 logo
3-food
A spherical sandwich is just a meat pie
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