My last tabulation was 2 years ago (it will be 3 in April).
Our #1 poster (or commentator at least) is still @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net! He went from 36,515 Comments to 45,600! That’s almost 5,000 a year so about 14 a day on average. 
@emizeko@hexbear.net has held onto their #2 position despite the years. They went from 31,664 comments to 39,400. SorosFootSoldier’s lead is rapidly diminishing and emizeko may overtake him by the next count!! 
@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net has put in a lot of work the past two years and has risen from #4 overall with 24,311 comments to a piss-soaked #3 with 37,900! Badposting and its consequences?! 
Their rise may also be attributed to the loss of the previous #3 holder, UlyssesT who had 30,587 comments at last tabulation and likely had more before they deleted their account.
Honorary mention goes out to @Bunhead@hexbear.net with -6 comments, I dunno how you even get that to happen!!
Posting actual posts were not counted towards this tabulation (because the Search is shit and doesn’t include that in User searches) but I have a feeling our actual #1 poster in that regard is @Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net with almost 12k posts - truly the only user on this site that actually keeps the front page alive I salute you 
Frankly fucking embarrassing that I did not make the cut. Gonna post twice as many Beanis posts this year comrades
I wish I was that funny tbh
No one said the bits have to be funny, there are @neera_tanden@hexbear.nets everywhere for those with the eyes to see (Neera please do not sic the Center for American Progress on me I love your work)
I miss her
You don’t need to be funny, if you use the same bit over and over it can become funny (see beanis, hawk tuah, et al.). what matters is having the posters grindset
Get on an emoji posting grindset to inflate those numbers