what happened here?

  • he says you’re a douche troll from an instance of losers. you say you are not. obviously, the truth lies in the middle of this frame that has been objectively constructed by the laws of reality according to the philosophy of Enlightened Centrism: you’re HALF a douche troll from an instance of losers.

    and, statistically, we round up to the nearest integer so you are mathematically now proven to be a douche troll from an instance of losers.

    Q.E.D.