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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months ago

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months ago

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The boss music… Is my music, right? I’m the boss about to beat the crap out of my hiccups, riiiight?
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  In your peripheral vision, you see a long red bar filling up. The text above it says “Hic, Lord of the Cups”
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    Fuck.

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