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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days ago

Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Twitter Profitable

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Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Twitter Profitable

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days ago

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WASHINGTON — In a real turnaround from its decades of financial ruin, President Donald Trump signed an executive order declaring that, actually, Twitter is, always…

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Seems pretty profitable, it helped buy out the US government and made Elon’s net worth grow by billions!

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