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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Most normal CK fan

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Most normal CK fan

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Dolores [love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    trying to get the “titanic titties” achievement for maxing out tits in-game

    every spouse cheats on your player character for being a tit-obsessed weirdo

    ooooooooooooooh

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      This is actually disturbingly close to an actual situation in CK3. Spoilered because it’s pretty gross.

      spoiler

      CW: Incest

      So there’s an achievement in CK3 called “A Perfect Circle” for playing a character with exactly 2 each of parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents, essentially meaning you have to be the child of 3 generations of brother-sister inbreeding. At launch it was extremely difficult to get because the Seduction focus made characters cheat so much that the odds of having a child’s genetic parents be its legal parents was shockingly low. Like I want to say less than half.

  • Sephitard9001 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    What’s the fucking point of ruling a medieval kingdom if my court appointed fertility sorcerer can’t use his bohangaloo calipers to create a Breastnostate where his roaming death squads of Inquisitits deport or purge booba criminals to enforce maximum milkers?

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      Breastnostate

      This is an amazing word and I will be searching for the rest of my life for an opportunity to use it.

      • quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        up-yours-woke-moralists will appropriate it to refer to woke feminist anarcho-neomarxists and there is nothing you can do about it

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  • StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml
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    We, as a society, should make a game like that, just to keep all these people in one place permanently.

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      We should have them re-educated rather than give them life sentences

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Gulag it is then josus-stalin

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    • Dolores [love/loves]@hexbear.net
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      stuff yeah the game is called ck3, that’s what it’s for.

      like it straight up is about genetic traits inheritance and titulature inheritance, i don’t remember how extensive the physical characteristic “genes” go but i’d honestly be suprised if they didn’t involve tits to some extent, it’s very complicated and detailed.

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      Hentai games will be the bread and circuses of the masses while we crusade against their precious oil tycoons.

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      🥱 We have, it’s called hexbear.

  • bigmonkey [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Thank you gamers, very cool

  • nicklewound [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Critical support for the Mommy Milky Monarchy.

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    Weird how these lot consider themselves morally pure good Christians as well.

    Do they think that their puritan “sex is le evil” doesn’t apply to them?

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  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    at that point i’m pretty sure there’s multiple skyrim mods that would meet your needs as a gamer better

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      Oh don’t worry, there’s plenty of CK mods too.

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    Bewbs

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    Man I’ve not played ck3 in a long while. It feels so boring

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