• Dolores [love/loves]
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    4311 months ago

    trying to get the “titanic titties” achievement for maxing out tits in-game

    every spouse cheats on your player character for being a tit-obsessed weirdo

    ooooooooooooooh

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      911 months ago

      This is actually disturbingly close to an actual situation in CK3. Spoilered because it’s pretty gross.

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      CW: Incest

      So there’s an achievement in CK3 called “A Perfect Circle” for playing a character with exactly 2 each of parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents, essentially meaning you have to be the child of 3 generations of brother-sister inbreeding. At launch it was extremely difficult to get because the Seduction focus made characters cheat so much that the odds of having a child’s genetic parents be its legal parents was shockingly low. Like I want to say less than half.

  • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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    2611 months ago

    What’s the fucking point of ruling a medieval kingdom if my court appointed fertility sorcerer can’t use his bohangaloo calipers to create a Breastnostate where his roaming death squads of Inquisitits deport or purge booba criminals to enforce maximum milkers?

    • uralsolo [he/him]
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      1311 months ago

      Breastnostate

      This is an amazing word and I will be searching for the rest of my life for an opportunity to use it.

      • quarrk [he/him]
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        611 months ago

        up-yours-woke-moralists will appropriate it to refer to woke feminist anarcho-neomarxists and there is nothing you can do about it

  • @StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml
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    2611 months ago

    We, as a society, should make a game like that, just to keep all these people in one place permanently.

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      1211 months ago

      stuff yeah the game is called ck3, that’s what it’s for.

      like it straight up is about genetic traits inheritance and titulature inheritance, i don’t remember how extensive the physical characteristic “genes” go but i’d honestly be suprised if they didn’t involve tits to some extent, it’s very complicated and detailed.

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      1211 months ago

      Hentai games will be the bread and circuses of the masses while we crusade against their precious oil tycoons.

    • @s_s
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      511 months ago

      🥱 We have, it’s called hexbear.

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    811 months ago

    Weird how these lot consider themselves morally pure good Christians as well.

    Do they think that their puritan “sex is le evil” doesn’t apply to them?