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minus-squareAlbbi@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·edit-21 month agoMark 16:19: “So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God.” Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoThis is actually funny, because on the comic Jesus is on the left side
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-21 month agoGod’s webcam reverses the image. I hate it, too. You try to explain it to him and you can just see his eyes glaze over in less than a second.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoAre YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he’s in the wrong seat?
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoI’m gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway Writing that out in English feels very weird
minus-squarereptar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoReading that in English feels very weird. Well, once you pointed it out.
minus-squareDarkenfolk@dormi.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI gotta say that it doesn’t get much better in Dutch.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agomaybe he’s English and doesn’t know right from left?
Mark 16:19:
Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.
This is actually funny, because on the comic Jesus is on the left side
God’s webcam reverses the image. I hate it, too. You try to explain it to him and you can just see his eyes glaze over in less than a second.
Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he’s in the wrong seat?
I’m gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway
Writing that out in English feels very weird
Reading that in English feels very weird.
Well, once you pointed it out.
Thor & Oden awaits
I gotta say that it doesn’t get much better in Dutch.
maybe he’s English and doesn’t know right from left?