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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Stuck in the Timiddle With You

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Stuck in the Timiddle With You

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Albbi@lemmy.ca
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    Mark 16:19:

    “So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God.”

    Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This is actually funny, because on the comic Jesus is on the left side

      • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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        Removed by mod

      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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        Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he’s in the wrong seat?

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          I’m gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway

          Writing that out in English feels very weird

          • Darkenfolk@dormi.zone
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            I gotta say that it doesn’t get much better in Dutch.

          • Valmond@lemmy.world
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            Thor & Oden awaits

          • reptar@lemmy.world
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            Reading that in English feels very weird.

            Well, once you pointed it out.

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        maybe he’s English and doesn’t know right from left?

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