If they didn’t have hypocrisy, they’d have no crisy at all.

Gaslight
Obstruct
Project

“breaking the law is illegal”

Ummm except if it’s me or one of my friends!! 😭

The President authorized it with his brain by simply thinking about declassifying the information retroactively. As such, this authorization supercedes the limits of space and time. The leaked information is therefore authorized.

He can also remove calories from hamberders using this method.

But see, it was The Atlantic that released it, so obviously they’re at fault and need to be held accountable

Lock her up! 🔒🤷‍♀️⬆️