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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon orders food

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Anon orders food

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    non-sexual

    “You look sexy in that shirt”

    I mean…

    • virku@lemmy.world
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      You missed the word “not” there I guess?

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        I’m not good at reading comprehension.

        • sowitzer@lemm.ee
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          I agree. Tim Cruise is short.

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        how is the eyes pop one also in the not category

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          I try not to compliment men’s physical attributes. Given that around a quarter of them still react like I’m flirting when I compliment the pattern they have on while I’m wearing a wedding ring, I don’t want to go any further, lol. Maybe I should have said non-flirty instead of nonsexual though, because I agree, that’s not a sexual comment.

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            yeah that makes sense

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      That’s an example of a compliment I don’t give. I’m not trying to start something I don’t want to finish and I don’t want to finish anything.

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        In my defense, I am very drunk and I do look sexy in that shirt thank you very much

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          You even look sexy without that shirt. Your sexiness is shirt-invariant!

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