- cross-posted to:
- canada@lemmy.ca
- cross-posted to:
- canada@lemmy.ca
OTTAWA – With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America’s forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.
Yes please! American here, and I’d just LOVE to be part of Canada!
But hey…maybe we don’t include the states that once had legalized slavery.
Also Florida. Let’s leave Florida out of this.
Plus universal Healthcare!
Stop! Please! I can only get SO erect!
Southern states can finally become their own stupid, racist Confederate states and fly their racist flag.
No fair! Some of us in the Sunshine State want to be Canadian too!
Yeah, but…look around you…just look…yeah. That’s why.
We’re not all bad. But, yeah, there’s a lot of trash down here.