According to the statement given by the police, Zack was found by his mother. Preliminary investigations suggest he had slipped on the remains of a rotting carcass, seemingly that of a rat, falling face first onto his desk’s edge fracturing his frontal lobe and parietal bone. His body was found to be drenched in what appeared to be moldy coke, however further investigations to his untimely death are pending. Fans of Zack speculate on the possibility of foul play, a setup perpetrated by the “woke left”, however these wild accusations are largely unfounded.
RIP BOZO NOW MY YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS WILL BE CLEAN
You motherfucker
hihihihihihih i got youuuuuuuuuuu
too bad buddy, I’m already in my Super form
What can darkness do against light itself
You’re an asshole for getting my hopes up
I’m manifesting reality over here. Gimme a few tries and I’ll succeed
Everyone knows the lathe can only be used to manifest bad things, never good things.
If there’s a will, there’s a way
I’m not gonna say anything
but I want his death livestreeamed to all of his fans
U frickin fuckboi lol
baiting is so easy
To quote the World of Warcraft South Park episode, “How do you kill that which has no life?”
Zack was found by his mother.
Smh fake news his mom exploded after lighting a cigarette with oxygen on a couple years ago.
Asmon mould
Fell for it again
this com’s still around?
Reports say the rats living in his house have started feasting on his carcass.
Dammit
Fuck you dude
Some day it will happen