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oleorun@real.lemmy.fanM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish · 27 days ago

Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay

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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay

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oleorun@real.lemmy.fanM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish · 27 days ago
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Andrew Isker, co-host of the right-wing Christian nationalist podcast ‘Contra Mundum’, claims that airport body scanners have the capability to make you gay.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28113913

Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…

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  • Dem Bosain@midwest.social
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    Sounds like something a gay right-wing Christian podcaster would say.

  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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    Oh yeah,

    It’s always a confession with this type of weirdo

    • lettruthout@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, probably he has travelled a lot and is desperate for any, ANY, excuse for those strange feelings.

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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        Those scanners are a pain

        A normal metal detector is fine, but if I go through a scanner my PA sets it off and I get patted and wanded. It doesn’t set off a wand, and I’m forever saying “wow, that’s weird, I have no idea what’s going on!” because they never tweak the end of my dick, as thoroughly as they may pat

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    A high tech variation of “the Devil made me do it.”

  • Mortoc@lemmy.world
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    Stupid sexy airport scanners

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    In 2 weeks we’ll read an article of him being found with and underage boy.

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    How many times has he been to the airport?

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      I suspect he likes to visit them often. Probably enjoys the friendly bathrooms too.

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    true, been in one. am a wee fruity now.

    anyone wants to help me hide them in the entrance of republican convection?

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    that sounds like an exit plan from being straight

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    Well, there are those luggage ones named “analogic”.

    https://www.analogic.com/imaging-and-detection/

  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    I claim right wing christian poscasters are unfit to exist as a independent adult. I call for them all to be assigned a legal guardian to manage their life.

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