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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 26 days ago

Anon's gf has unfinished business

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Anon's gf has unfinished business

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 26 days ago
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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    sectioned?

    • Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s UK slang.

      “For a person to be detained under the Mental Health Act 1983 against their will, admitted to hospital, and given treatment, if they are perceived to be a threat to themselves or others.”

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        Ah, I see. Thank you to my friend across the pond.

        • Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Oh, I’m in the US, too. You can tell by the surgery I need but can’t afford. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.

          • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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            Sorry to hear that. I hope you get the surgery you need.

      • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Thanks, I thought she was drafted into the JSDF, but that’s Article 9 (and wildly improbable)

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      having been committed compulsorily to a psychiatric hospital in accordance with a section of a mental health act.

      It’s a British phrase, I hadn’t heard it either.

      • The Octonaut@mander.xyz
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        Well that just means you’ve got 8 seasons of Peep Show to watch.

        • Green Wizard@lemmy.zip
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          “Hey mark, don’t get mad but I may have gotten you sectioned. I need someone to send Superhans this weird balloon of powder he wanted. I’d have done it myself, but I thought you’d be due for a holiday eh? You’re not mad are you Mark? Oh your mad.”

          • The Octonaut@mander.xyz
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            OK boys you’ve had your fun with the sectioning, there’ll be no more sectioning today.

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    You can visit or at least check up on sectioned ppl.

    Blah

  • PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
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    There are a lot of confusing conclusions here.

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    Solid greentext imho. Spooky vibes and not too over the top. 8/10

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      And 100% fake, 8.5/10

      • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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        Yeah but what’s the gay percentage?

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          69%

          • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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            Nice.

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    deleted by creator

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    i bet he feels really bad about it, maybe responsible.

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    You can visit people that have been sectioned though?

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