[muffled voice of jesus behind the rock]
“And this is what I call…super saiyan 3! HAAAAAAAAAAAA”
No, Jesus, you’re gonna use up all your time on earth!
No thats kaio-ken he can remain sayajin as long as he remains angry
Uh, no. Jesus had limited time on earth because he had only come to participate in the gladiator tournament. And see his family too, I guess.
I… I stand corrected. I clearly need to read up on my verses
To be fair, a majority of them are just, “AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaàaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA.”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Happy Easter to all my favourite christian comrades!
“Seymour! The bush is on fire!”
“No mother, that’s just the word of God!”
“Help! Heeelp!”He is risen comrades!
“Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, located entirely within this tomb?!”
“Yes.”
“May I See it?”
“No.”