hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agoDream job!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1989 cross-posted to: shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up1989imageDream job!lemmy.worldhypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agomessage-square83fedilink cross-posted to: shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoSo much to evade that gap in the resume
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 year agoWhat gap? I’ve not been unemployed, I’ve been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I’m not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.
minus-squarefoofiepie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoHmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoNo if you know they’re gonna have to check, then you’ve worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry. You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.
minus-squarefoofiepie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSome background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.
minus-squarefoofiepie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoOh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.
So much to evade that gap in the resume
What gap?
I’ve not been unemployed, I’ve been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I’m not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.
Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.
No if you know they’re gonna have to check, then you’ve worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.
You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.
Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.
Oh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.