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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works ·
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  • PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
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    I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don’t know how to quit it.

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      Asking someone that doesn’t know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.

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        It’s my band name but all the members quit when I told them.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “What’s this machine do?”

      “It is a dedicated word processor.”

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        “Ah sweet that’s some sick retro tech!”

        “Haha yea…retro…”

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        I know you are not joking because it was only a week ago really good tech journalism site The Register did a walk through on making a dedicated Word 5.0 bootable USB

        https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/26/dos_distraction_free_writing/

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        Now I understand what they use all those ThinkPads for

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      You can always close vim but you can never quit >:3

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        “We are programmed to receive.”

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      My brain is too smooth for modal environments. I require one mode or fewer.

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      The joke is long dead, long live vim

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      escape colon que bang

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        That’s disgusting! Stop telling us about the bangs that escape your colon.

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          i went boom boom 😎

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