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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 个月前

Anon is a fighter

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Anon is a fighter

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 个月前
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    It can roll over. Do you like your legs? Besides, unless you’re a lion, good luck jumping up there. And even then, you’re not choking a giraffe out. Their neck is basically only muscle.

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      Am I stupid, or did I miss the “rolling over”? I just saw the giraffe lady down while saying “choke me harder daddy”

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        Are you a 150kg murder machine with claws that can high jump several times it’s size? Even then, the lion got thrown off not once, but twice. Thinking you could fight a giraffe and win is dellusional

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          Lions cannot jump several times their height. They can leap forward several times their height and length. Not straight up. https://images.app.goo.gl/NhdZC

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          No, I lost some weight, so not quite. What lions have in claw strength, I however have in elbow strength!

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        I just saw the giraffe lady

        Aww, I must have missed her.

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          That’s a typo I’ll gladly keep!

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