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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago
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Local terrible cousin Terry Reynolds made everyone uncomfortable at his family’s annual Memorial Day BBQ by loudly declaring that “Woke is dead!” And there were to be no political discussions at the event, all while proudly wearing a MAGA hat and replica ICE agent jacket.
  • HM King Charles III DG FD@feddit.uk
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    11 months ago

    What moron would do that

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      11 months ago

      It was some distant relative of the person or something, I actually don’t know who they are and I never ended up asking the friend because it seems kind of weird to be like, “hey who was that asshole at your mom’s memorial?” - this was literally just a couple weeks ago so I feel like at best I should wait until it isn’t as fresh.

      Guy had a leg injury or something and walked with a cane and I allllllmost stole it.

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        You shouldn’t steal a cane from someone that needs it to walk. You should weaken its structural integrity, so he would fall after putting a lot of weight on it.

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          You made my day with this comment.

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      The type of moron who votes. That’s who.

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        I’m smart, I didn’t vote last year.

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          Then you’re not smart.

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