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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago
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Local terrible cousin Terry Reynolds made everyone uncomfortable at his family’s annual Memorial Day BBQ by loudly declaring that “Woke is dead!” And there were to be no political discussions at the event, all while proudly wearing a MAGA hat and replica ICE agent jacket.
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    So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?

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      I think then the extroverted racists would just assume you’re also a racist too. And say the WORST things imaginable to you, thinking they’re in a safe space.

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        This happens to me just because I’m a man with white skin who dresses country. I do love throwing them for a loop when it happens though.

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          Same here, working on classic cars gives me the opportunity to take lots of money from old rich white guys. I donate to PBS, NPR, and On the Media with it.

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        Ew.

        Although, I could just run away. Would it mean less people would talk to me?

        Please note I am joking and don’t actually intend on wearing a MAGA hat or an ICE vestment

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      It worked for Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. For a while…

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      It would only keep decent people away. Assholes would flock to you.

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        ☹️

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        What if I wear a transgender pride scarf

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          Then you’d look like a trans for Trump person, making both sides hate you. That just might work! Although you’re at risk for violence from Trumpistas.

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            What if I carry a gun

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