• Numberone@startrek.website
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      5 days ago

      “But upon closer inspection, she discovered that the “trash” was actually a cache of artifacts that may have been used in fertility rituals more than 500 years ago.”

      Might not be far off. Sometimes that gutter mind pays off😄

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        4 days ago

        finds some dead person’s secret wank cave

        “Yes, these objects definitely had ritual significance. Look how well used they are!”