Well, who’s resume isn’t embellished? If it wasn’t no one would have a job.

“And when has lying (or creative interpretation) been beneficial for others more than yourself (whether the other parties knew it or not)?”

I remember this one time my friend had confrontation with a teacher and she said something under her breath along the lines of “stupid çunt” and he heard that and I told him it was me who said that. It came in useful that time.