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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 3 年前

Don’t be an ignorant homophobe. 👍🏼

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Don’t be an ignorant homophobe. 👍🏼

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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 3 年前
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  • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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    Why did God make it feels so good then?

    • MxM111@kbin.social
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      To test your faith. And since God works in mysterious ways, you feel pleasure when actually this is pain. Repent your sins or burn in hell for eternity if you let penis into your ass even one time. God cares about you that much, that he will torture you forever!

      Next question.

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        I’m not sure what resting my faith is, but I think I’ve been doing it since my 20s.

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          Testing. Spelling error.

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        I never understood that. If god is so caring and loving, why the fuck would he send you to hell for sinning whereby you would be tortured for eternity? Fuckin religions man.

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          Because of mysterious ways.

          Next question.

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          As I recall, the deal is that you’re disconnecting yourself from God; going it alone. And that is your right as a free being, which God respects…but Satan doesn’t, and promptly nabs your soul once it’s separated from your body and available for nabbing.

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      Imaginary characters don’t do anything.

      • full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works
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        Edgy.

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          Removed by mod

        • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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          Removed by mod

          • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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            Name calling is against the rules of this community. I’ve deleted your comment. Please read the rules in the sidebar before participating here. If you break the rules again you will be banned. Thank you.

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            How do you figure?

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          Yeah that was pretty Edgy, @full_on_rapist

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            If you consider references to popular mainstream television shows edgy.

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      Who?

      • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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        Gawd

    • Gork@lemm.ee
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      Yeah she’s yucking our yum.

      It’s goddamn amazing and I can never get enough of it.

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