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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

Trying to find the local Applebees but it’s not on my map :(

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Trying to find the local Applebees but it’s not on my map :(

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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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    iran has actually been using the sonnentunnel to smuggle weapons to hezbollah

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    jesus christ, germany

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    Gilgamesh and Applebee’s. At Uruk.

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    Aber wo ist mein Bier?

  • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    yeah, that’s a world map. a given applebee’s won’t show up on that scale. zoom in on uruk.

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      No half price apps for me tonight I guess :(

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        this is just like when gilgamesh was looking for the secret to eternal life, only it was at an applebees, and the nearest applebees is 500 km to the southeast and 3500 years in the future.

        hail a cab and head to kuwait city. it’s a 5 hour drive. start now and you might still get those half price appetizers.

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    Did you check your unterwelt??

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    I am sorry, but this map is wrong. Where is the Bull of Heaven or the Ceders of Lebanon?

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    Suss water?

    stop-posting-amogus

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