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minus-squareZerush@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·edit-211 个月前Would be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·11 个月前Looks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion
minus-squareDutczar@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·11 个月前Hey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn’t stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·11 个月前We’re not talking dogs here. We’re taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too. No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 个月前Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.
minus-squareryedaft@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 个月前Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 个月前You would still not want one as a pet.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 个月前Why not just get a pet turkey?
Would be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey
Looks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion
Hey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn’t stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.
We’re not talking dogs here.
We’re taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too.
No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.
Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.
Also Goose can do it
Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.
You would still not want one as a pet.
Why not just get a pet turkey?
They are ugly and stupid
And delicious.