Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agoWork as a waitercdn.imgchest.comimagemessage-square87fedilinkarrow-up1822
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·edit-21 day agoHave you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass? That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
minus-squareRegrettable_incident@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 hours agoYou gotta eat their ass first, that was where you went wrong. Get that tongue in there and clean up before the fucking ensues.
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·1 day ago Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass? No That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month. Ok
minus-square𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1 day agoDon’t do unprotected anal, kids.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoBut unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·13 hours agoDon’t do bees in their knees either, kids
minus-squaredrool@lemmy.catsp.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoBut unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.
Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
You gotta eat their ass first, that was where you went wrong. Get that tongue in there and clean up before the fucking ensues.
No
Ok
Don’t do unprotected anal, kids.
But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.
Don’t do bees in their knees either, kids
But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.
ok.