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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

    That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

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      You gotta eat their ass first, that was where you went wrong. Get that tongue in there and clean up before the fucking ensues.

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      Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

      No

      That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

      Ok

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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      Don’t do unprotected anal, kids.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.

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          Don’t do bees in their knees either, kids

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            But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.

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      ok.

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