This quip would hit better if you weren’t defending the honor of a state committing genocide right now.

Israel is the biggest perpetrator of terrorism in the world. Facts being true don’t require a vacation to make them so.

I’d love to visit their new beach resort, but the authoritarian US regime forbids its people from traveling there.

You may be surprised to learn that many North Koreans are kidnapped by the South, and desperately wish to return, but are (likewise) forbidden.

Saying nice things about the North there is literally illegal and will get your ass hauled off to prison. As usual, every accusation is a confession.

Literally i will, they just built a new water park and the cops won’t execute me on the street like they do here in the US

Such an original idea could only come from someone with a HUGE brain. So big that it doesnt even fit all inside his skull, in fact.

hmmm, I wonder which country legally prevents me from doing that

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Where can I book tickets?

Would love to visit, even if it’s mostly guided. It’s something novel for sure, being stuck in 80s hellhole.