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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a mysterious glowing liquid. “In order to end the chronic disease epidemic in this country, it is imperative that every man, woman, and child take a large […]
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    Pesticide can have no effect on humans. In fact, it’s generally a desirable attribute of pesticide to not affect humans, to be a poison that only affects the target.

    https://gizmodo.com/these-people-took-ddt-pills-in-the-1970s-to-prove-it-wa-1678385578

    These People Took DDT Pills In the 1970s to Prove it Was Safe

    In 1971 two people in North Hollywood started eating DDT pills every day. That’s right, they willingly swallowed 10mg of poison every single day for three months. In front of witnesses.

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      That’s great it still doesn’t cure cancer or whatever mr brain worm is saying that week.

      • tal@lemmy.today
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        Fair enough.

    • too_high_for_this@sh.itjust.works
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      That doesn’t mean anything. You can swallow 10mg of cyanide and not feel anything. I still don’t want it sprayed everywhere.

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