While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.
trump. musk. putin.
“I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean”
Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.
fig 1 fart
fig 2 shart
fig 3 diarrhea
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A guide to stand like the Trumps
Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps
“I skipped arm day…”
Saddam Hussein’s silhouette yoga.
Entrance hidden by thighs and stubble
We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won’t believe #5!
The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.
Pop Lock and Drop it
Various stages of holding in your pee
Armless pole dancing.
