Well, that’s all the evidence I need
Going to make one that is Umamusume themed.
Harry, is that you?
Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk4G2wuGKJE
If horses don’t exist, then where do horse durves come from?
You’re thinking of hors d’oeuvres. If horses aren’t real, where do sore throats come from?
You’re thinking of being hoarse. If horses are fake, where do prostitutes come from?
spoiler
(I don’t mean to offend anybody, but there are only so many homophones of “horse”)
You’re thinking of whores. If horses aren’t real, then what form did the Mongol armies take when they conquered the world?
You’re thinking of hordes.
If horses aren’t real, what cars do undertakers (except for the wrestler) drive?
I’ll take denier over dewormer
what if we never domesticisize horses at all. history will probably be so different.
You can lead a house to de nile, but you can’t make him drink
It’s actually the other way around in reality: it can be very hard to lead a horse anywhere it doesn’t want to go, but get a thirsty horse near a source of water and you’re not going to have any problems getting it to drink.
