Sauna Gollum is a delightful Finnish party game. The person chosen as Sauna Gollum goes under the sauna benches to poke the people sitting on them from underneath. The first one to stand up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game among naked friends. Since the game is very demanding, you will start at the candidate stage and work your way to the esteemed Sauna Gollum rank through rigorous training.
Yeah I know but this was a joking reaction to the post since they said they don’t want it to be fake (ie. It implies they would like to play this game)
Really hope this isn’t fake and gay, and just gay
No, it’s very real. They even sell rank badges, which are apparently sold out at the moment:
https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/sarma-cottage-rank-insignia/74244
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Remember, it’s not gay if the balls don’t touch. Not gay in this case.
It may be hard to not touch the balls
You don’t sit on them, do you?
Sorry, I have a rare condition named hyperorchia (my balls are so big I need to sit on them when I sit and move them by cart when I’m walking)
Remember is also not bad if it’s gay. We love our gay brothers.
Wait what?
It’s a 4chan thing where someone answers to a “true story” that it’s fake and gay, just like the “this is a Bangladeshi knitting forum”
Yeah I know but this was a joking reaction to the post since they said they don’t want it to be fake (ie. It implies they would like to play this game)
As would everyone, including you