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tfm@europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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tfm@europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Please, programmers orgasm, when they are able merge the code with no conflicts.

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      I like how there’s a subtle masturbation joke here

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        If there is one, it is definitely unintentional.

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          Nice! Another one!

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      Aaaah, that green ✅ on azdo 👨🏾‍🍳💋🤌🏾

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    @tfm@europe.pub

    When you treat Assembly as a full-fledged, high-level, hot-reload-able language:

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      Aw, no pie?😩

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    I orgasm hard when I find a new error other than the one I’ve been battling for the better part of a week.

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    Can emacs export to asm from an org-file?

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      Can emacs (n)vim export to asm from an org-file?

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