Because you’ll own nothing and be happy. Now shut up and binge watch this shitty show we created specifically to run in the background while you scroll some brain rotting social media app.

Nothing you wouldn’t get somewhere else

None of their business. Just use a VPN.

Let’s not forget that’s devices sold per year. If you replace all iphones, that’s about 3 billion I think. This number looks a lot different.

Comparing this to global energy production is not really helpful, in my opinion.

Let’s do the math. Apple sells about about 200 million devices a year. Let’s say they remove the charging port and completely rely on wireless charging, which isn’t completely unrealistic. If we use your 30wh this would result in 6.96GWh or lost energy every single day. With 150wh it would be 34.8GWh.

If that’s not significant for one dumb decision I don’t know what is.

Wireless charging is a waste of energy

Relationally

root access

Data shouldn’t be organized hirarchically.

Ideas are cheap

I thought that too! :D

Thanks, I hate it

Scary movie

Basically “try to sue us”

More proof he looks like this

Previously it was called feudalism

Wouldn’t that be fruit missing?

Sorry officer, I don’t agree with the speed limit.

The next 3.5 years are going to be hard for the onion. It’s hard to create satire if every absurd story is reality.